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My Life, a Weezer Song

April 5th, 2024

I sat next to a girl in my class last semester. Sure, she's not giga hot and sexy, but historically I fall pretty hard for women who aren't. Dorky women, if I may be allowed to say, slaughter my conscious.

Never talked to her then, but by chance I got assigned a group project with her this semester.

It turns out we share a lot in common. We're both artists. We both like coomer manga. We both listen to emo rock. And turns out, she's a porn artist as a side gig and pretty good at it to boot (it's BL.)

I don't have to hide my personality around her. It's a beautiful feeling. I tease her a lot and she laughs. We hit it off well, and she's not afraid to express herself around me either. For once in my life, I can say the words "it's fun talking to her."

I thought I had found the one...

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian.

At least we can appreciate hot women together as homies.